Thursday, September 4, 2008


I have received a few e-mails from people who say they disagree with the Audubon reviewer who called me unpretentious. Well here's my return message: you lowlifes wouldn't know an unpretentious guy if he bit you in the nose. I bet you don't even understand what the word means, because it has more than two syllables. Now, I think I'm going to pour myself a glass of sherry as I leaf through a few volumes of Kant to calm down.